Date: 2011-04-19, 7:21PM CDTReply To This Post
Looks like I’ve got a bit of a crush on you. What should I do about it? I think you’re too professional to even consider me…
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Dear Student of mine,
First of all, what’s up with that comma? We may need to send you back to Keyboarding 101! Am I right!?
Secondly, as you may remember from our school’s bylaws that you didn’t read, relationships between students and professors are strictly prohibited. We cannot date. I know it’s hard, but it just can’t happen.
But while we’re talking of things that are hard, the same bylaws say nothing of handjobs in my office. Just dates and full on intercourse. So if you wanna do some hanj, come on down. My office hours are M-F 3pm until you finish off this handjob. Hope to see you soon!
I should have made this clearer in the syllabus.
Yours in higher education,